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Failed football coach Tommy Tuberville proclaimed tonight that he was proud that he "hasn't voted for a dime to send to Ukraine." He claimed that we are throwing money away trying to assist the beleaguered nation fight off Russian invaders because the Ukraine military is like "a junior high team playing a college team, they can't win."

The Dunce of the Senate then said there was no way Ukraine could win the war without US troops: "There's no chance."

Tuberville's statement comes while he has been blocking US military promotions for months to protest DOD allowing service personnel to travel to other states for abortions if necessary. He also recently complained about the Biden Administration's decision not to move Space Force Command from Colorado to Alabama.